- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

How old are you? 7

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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