- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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