- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

pull my finger (farts)

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

knock knock come in

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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