Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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A man penetrates another man.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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