Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Anti Joke

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