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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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