- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Whats cold and frozen? ice

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

How you know when dislextic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Roses are red Im adopted

What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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