- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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