- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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