Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What's worse than this That :(

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Pain Olympics.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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