Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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