What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

bangers and mash?

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...