Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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69.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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