What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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like if your cool

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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