- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

My spelling is horrible

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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