- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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