- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Guess what? I like trains.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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