A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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