kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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