How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

pobody's nerfect

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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