- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

I am a mime

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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