- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Chris is hairy

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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