- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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