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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

If life gives you lemonade.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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