- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

guess what? bannanas

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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