- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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