How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Religion.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Everybody love food when they are hungry

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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