- Anti Joke

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Whats the defination of cruelty

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

knock knock Goodbye