- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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