- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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