- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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