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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

a person who will soon die of beeties

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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