Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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