Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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