How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

What are annoying? Ads.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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