Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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