Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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banana

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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black chicken. kfc

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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