whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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What are annoying? Ads.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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This night was a particularly stormy one, many a crop destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could emotionally blind those who may experience it's full potential. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a secluded village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for there lives, all but Jonny, that is. Jonny was bullied from a young age, approximately 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope, expectation and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going to venture into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there that Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down in the family's precious leather chair, looked her in the eye and whispered a sweet farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible, so now he is armed with the fact that his father is there for him, to help him further his adventure. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He grabbed his stash of Cool Original Doritos, took with him a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Ribena, got his Grandfather's lucky medallion and his inhaler and took his first step outside. He whipped out a carton of Ribena, used the straw to puncture a hole through which to drink, strongly crumpled up the carton, slightly spraying pure fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the drooping wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and with a cry so intense, shouted, "Nothing will stop me!!". Jonny died shortly after of HIV induced AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 3 to 5 years, depending on behavior, in a high security prison for child molestation, frequent and consistant child abuse and paedophillia and smuggling Crystal Meth. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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