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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

womens rights.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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