What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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