- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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