Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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