- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

A dog was barking at a tree

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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