- Anti Joke

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Apple hates Blackberry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

White men's rights

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Apple hates Blackberry.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

White men's rights

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Apple hates Blackberry.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!