What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

How old are you? 7

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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