What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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