Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Do you play piano? No

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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