what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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