A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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