- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

A young baby died.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

guess what? bannanas

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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