- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

A gay man watches football.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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