- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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