- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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