- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

My mom

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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