Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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are you gay does your mom know

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