- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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