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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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