- Anti Joke

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Blacks

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Blacks

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...