- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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