What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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binladin walks into the american seals

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Gay republicans

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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