- Anti Joke

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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