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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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