- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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