What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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