- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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