How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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A dog was barking at a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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