- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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