How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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