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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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