- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

"Knock knock" Come in!

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

like if your cool

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

dallen loves penis

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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