Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Donald Trump

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops