- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

whats the stage after cancer? you die

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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