- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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