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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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