Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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