- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

steven hawking walks into a bar

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Im taking a shit right now.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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