- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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