Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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Hearpin my durp

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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