Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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Anti Joke

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