What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Nero, you got followers, people that believe in you, ironically maybe a lot less now, that I have been giving them the fake illusion that I am you, why did you never reveal your true self? Is there something wrong with you physically? Something you fear being judged upon? I love and admire your work, and you to be honest, I know you are married and all, but my heart has chosen its path, it cant be helped really, believe me, I have tried. Dont lose hope in yourself, sometimes you have to accept that you are smarter, wiser, more compassionate and vulnerable than the rest, allowing yourself to be a vulnerable person, also shows how strong you are, if you shut it all away in order to become "strong", you know you end up alone and forgotten. I understand why someone such as you loses hope in humanity, but as long as you hold into the hope of you having the wisdom and courage required to stand on your own with pride rather than shame of your strength and individuality as a human being, something ever rarer I concur, then you have the right to consider yourself greater rather than some arrogant jackass, believe me, I know the man I am speaking about.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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