- Anti Joke

At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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