How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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