An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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