What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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