- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Actually it was me Josh brown

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Dumb

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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