- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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