- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What do I hate? people

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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