Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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What's worse than this That :(

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Weaner

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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