What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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XD Jackass.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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