Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Anti Joke

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