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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

A gay man watches football.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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