- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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