- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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