Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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