- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Whats the defination of cruelty

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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