If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

asians have slitted eyes lol

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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