Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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dallen loves penis

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hello

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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