- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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