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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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