Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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