We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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A young baby died.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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guess what? bannanas

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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school homewrok

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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