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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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