What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Read a Book.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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