Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Donald Trump

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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