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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

I? Everett

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

In soviet Russia...things are different

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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