Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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