What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Anti Joke

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