- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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