How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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A dog was barking at a tree

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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