Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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