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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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