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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Im taking a shit right now.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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