There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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