- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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