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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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