Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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