What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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