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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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