An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

My cat just died.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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