What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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