- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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