What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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I? Everett

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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