why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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Anti Joke

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