- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

White men's rights

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

NEVER

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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