- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Dwarf Shortage

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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