- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

I'm Polish.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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