Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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school homewrok

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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Anti Joke

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