whats the stage after cancer? you die

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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I? Everett

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Anti Joke

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