Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

thumb_up thumb_down -9

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

thumb_up thumb_down -9

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

thumb_up thumb_down -11

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops