My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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