- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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