- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

i'm hard

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

You know what's funny? Rape

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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