Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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