Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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