- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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