- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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