- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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