- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Q: knok knok A: Im home

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Why do fat people commit suicide

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