How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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