What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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