What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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