A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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