I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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