Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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