- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...