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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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