Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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