- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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