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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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