- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

A women left the kitchen.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."