Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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potatoes

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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PEANIS!

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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Robin, Get in the Car

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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Religion.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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