- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God is real.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

You know what's funny? Rape

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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