- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Cripples are lame.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

In soviet Russia...things are different

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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