I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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roses are red poo is poo

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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