I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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