Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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