- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

A young baby died.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

guess what? bannanas

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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