An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

whats worse than failing your maths test?

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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