- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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