- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

I Have a Black Friend

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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