- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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