what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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