- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Communism hehe xd

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

I think everybody should have a penis.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

roses are red poo is poo

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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