- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

A black man walks out of a police station

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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