Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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poopy is poopy

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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