Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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