- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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