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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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