A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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