- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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