what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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A man penetrates another man.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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