- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

A man penetrates another man.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

I am a women

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Cheese

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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