The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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