- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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