Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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