Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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