- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

I'm Polish.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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