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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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