- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

White men's rights

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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