- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

knock knock come in

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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