- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Why did the dog die? He was old

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

whats brown and sticky? Doody

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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