Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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