- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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