- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

God is real.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

One, two, three, four and five

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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