- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Nobody cares maddie!

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

Sarah Palin's political campaign

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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