Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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