- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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