A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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