- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

if you are reading this your wasting your time

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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