Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

A young baby died.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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