What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

every knight i see an owl at window

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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