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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

I'm tired.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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