dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Pain Olympics.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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