- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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