what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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NEVER

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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