A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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