- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Whose your daddy? Not me

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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