- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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