Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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boner

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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