- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

13 =B you just learned something

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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