Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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