- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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