- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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