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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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