Peas

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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