What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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You know what's funny? Rape

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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