- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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