- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

your mom.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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