Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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tea with milk?

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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