You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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