don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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