Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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