- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Read a Book.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

like if your cool

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

stinky boner

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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