Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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