why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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