So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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Please ignore this statement.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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