- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

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