you see theres this guy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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