- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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