- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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