What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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