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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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