Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

why dont they make black forks

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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