Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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womens rights

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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