- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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