A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Anti Joke

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