- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

What's just not right? Left

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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