- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

guess what? bannanas

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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