How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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