What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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