- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

why does the man appear fat he is

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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