how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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Cripples are lame.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Anti Joke

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