- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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