- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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