- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

knock knock come in

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Whats the defination of cruelty

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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