- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Why do fat people commit suicide

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