Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Once, I went to Peru.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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