- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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