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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

why does the man appear fat he is

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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