- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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