- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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