A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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