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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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