What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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