Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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Anti Joke

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