Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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womens rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Death by kayak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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