- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

13 =B you just learned something

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Chuck Norris.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

A lot eh?

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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