- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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