What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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