A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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how much fish could a chicken

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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