- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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