what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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