- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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