- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What page are you on The gay page.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

an emo girl walked into a white room

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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