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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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