- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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