- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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