No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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I'm Polish.

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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