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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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