Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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