Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Dwarf Shortage

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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