- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Communism hehe xd

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

roses are red poo is poo

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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