Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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