What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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