- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

There was a chicken. It squarked.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

"Knock knock" Come in!

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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