What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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