- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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