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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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