- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Potassium? K.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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