God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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Your mother just died.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Anti Joke

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