- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

My mom

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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