How you know when dislextic

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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