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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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