This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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roses are red poo is poo

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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