- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

this website is a bad joke

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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