- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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