pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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hello

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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like most people my age. im 27

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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