- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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