- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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