Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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