- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

knock knock Goodbye

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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