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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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