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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Once, I went to Peru.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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