- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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