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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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