- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Ben Corbishley

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What is green and is not grass A frogg

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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