- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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