Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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