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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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