- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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