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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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