- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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