One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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69.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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