Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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