- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Q: knok knok A: Im home

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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