What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

why does the man appear fat he is

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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