Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

why does the man appear fat he is

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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