Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did the dog die? He was old

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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