- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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