If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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Anti Joke

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