knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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How old are you? 7

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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