Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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i'm hard

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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9/11 my birthday

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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