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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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