whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Why? Because.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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