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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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