Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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