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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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