how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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