- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

you will like this because i am black.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

pobody's nerfect

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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