why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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