- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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