What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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