CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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civil rights

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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