- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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