- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

You know what's funny? Rape

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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