- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

My cat just died.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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