- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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