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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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