Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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