- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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