- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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