- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Guess what? I like trains.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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