Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

a man checks his mypsace

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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