What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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ever tried african food? they neither

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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