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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

alert('The Game')

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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