- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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