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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

A muslim walks into a gun shop

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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