Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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