- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

are you gay does your mom know

what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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