- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

why does the man appear fat he is

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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