A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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