Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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