What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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