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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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