What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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this website is a bad joke

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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