Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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