- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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