- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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