- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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