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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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