John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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