- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

whats worse than failing your maths test?

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

9/11 my birthday

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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