Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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I'm rick james bitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Click here for free sandwich.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Anti Joke

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