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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

your mom.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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