What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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