- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

knock knock Goodbye

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Andoni was here

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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