How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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