What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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