"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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