In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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