Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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