- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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