- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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