Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Ben Corbishley

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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