wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Why? Because.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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like if your cool

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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