Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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NEVER

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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