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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

My spelling is horrible

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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