- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

How you know when dislextic

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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