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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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