what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Denard Robinson

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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