- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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