What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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penis. nuff said.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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