- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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