All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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