- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Roses are red Im adopted

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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