Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Once upon a time a was born

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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