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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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