- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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