- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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