A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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