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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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