- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

i wonder who made this website? a human

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Im taking a shit right now.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

steven hawking walks into a bar

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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