- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

In soviet Russia...things are different

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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