How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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I'm Polish.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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