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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

whats the stage after cancer? you die

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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