How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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hello

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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