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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

I'm tired.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

whats the stage after cancer? you die

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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