- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

anti jokes are really funny

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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