- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Whats the defination of cruelty

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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