"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Jesus Christ

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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