What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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womens rights

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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