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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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