Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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