Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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