- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

ever tried african food? they neither

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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