- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

A women left the kitchen.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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