Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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how much fish could a chicken

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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