- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

People...

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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