- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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