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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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