Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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