- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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