- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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