Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

How old are you? 7

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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