Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Anti Joke

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