- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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