There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

The chickens have become self-aware!

I wrote a funny joke.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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