How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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