- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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