How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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A man did not like this site

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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One, two, three, four and five

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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God is real.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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