- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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