Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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