- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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