A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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