Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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My Nan, that is all.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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