Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

this website is a bad joke

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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