Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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You know what's funny? Rape

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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