What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

9/11 my birthday

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

who is really lanky? james cornish

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Anti Joke

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