Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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