3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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