- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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