Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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