A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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