How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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White men's rights

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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