What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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13 =B you just learned something

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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