- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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