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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you play piano? No

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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