- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

knock knock come in

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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