Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

thumb_up thumb_down -43

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

thumb_up thumb_down -55

american idol

thumb_up thumb_down +44

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

thumb_up thumb_down +32

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

thumb_up thumb_down +26

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

if you are reading this your wasting your time

thumb_up thumb_down +24

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

thumb_up thumb_down +22

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

thumb_up thumb_down +22

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

thumb_up thumb_down +20

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops