How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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