- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

White men's rights

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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