why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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What's the best way to make people notice you? Begin a cult that follows some crazy religious division and go on mass murdering sprees, looting, murdering, and raping everything that moves. Your prime targets should be schools, orphanages, and hospitals (maternity wards for bonus points). Eventually, walk up to the FBI unarmed and have them capture you. Then demand that you get interviewed, as you have instructed your followers that if you don't get to speak on public television, they will bomb multiple major cities. When they put you on TV, simply stare at the camera and say: "Senpai. The time has finally come for you to notice me." Then, because you are a cruel, heartless bastard with no morals whatsoever, have your men bomb the major cities anyway. Have fun!

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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