How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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9/11 my birthday

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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