- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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