- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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