Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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