- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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