- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

a man checks his mypsace

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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