A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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knock knock come in

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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