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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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