Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

A praying mantis is very graceful

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Whats 1+1? window!

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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