- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

A gay man watches football.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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