So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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