A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

A man did not like this site

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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