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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

this website is a bad joke

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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