- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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