- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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