why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Anti Joke

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