When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

White men's rights

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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