- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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