- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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