Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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