why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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