yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

guess what what that wasnt it

my mind's eye?

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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