Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Communism hehe xd

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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I'm Polish.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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