- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Yellow People !!

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

I'm Polish.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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