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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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