- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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