Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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