- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Roses are red Im adopted

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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