what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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womens rights.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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