Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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