- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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