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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Your mom.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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