- Anti Joke

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What rhymes with milk...milf

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.