- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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