- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

ever tried african food? they neither

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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