- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

My cat just died.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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