what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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