- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Take part of what?

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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