Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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