Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Pain Olympics.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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