Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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NEVER

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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