- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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