- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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