Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...