Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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