- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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