a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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