Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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A gay man watches football.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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