What long black and tasty? Licorice

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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