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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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