A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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