how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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