- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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