- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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