Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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