- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

In soviet Russia...things are different

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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