This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

How old are you? 7

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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