- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Actually it was me Josh brown

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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