Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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I am a mime

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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