What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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