Your mumma's so fat she is fat

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

So a bar walks into a man...

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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