why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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