- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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