- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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