roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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What's 1+1? 69.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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