- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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