- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

I'm Polish.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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