- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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