- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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