Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Nobody cares maddie!

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Where's my baby??

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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