- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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