- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

this website is a bad joke

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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