why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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