Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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