Brain fart

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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