- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

what looks like a banana? a penis

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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