Women.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Yes

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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I? Everett

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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