Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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Ben Corbishley

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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