What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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