- Anti Joke

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

i dont fisish anythi

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16