Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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How old are you? 7

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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