Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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