- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

I'm Polish.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

why dont they make black forks

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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