- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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