- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

woman's rights

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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