What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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