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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

God is real.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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