- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Kyle grund parker coffey

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Jovan

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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