Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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