Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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