What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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i'm hard

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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