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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Ben Corbishley

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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