- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

White men's rights

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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