What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

this website is a bad joke

Yes

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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