Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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