- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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