- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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