- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Once, I went to Peru.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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