- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

An anti-joke

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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