- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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