- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

A praying mantis is very graceful

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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