- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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