- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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