What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

These jokes don't have punchlines.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

White men's rights

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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