- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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