What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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