- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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