Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

thumb_up thumb_down -4

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

thumb_up thumb_down -6

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops