What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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pobody's nerfect

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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