Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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