- Anti Joke

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo