- Anti Joke

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Allah walked into AK Bar

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Cripples are lame.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish