A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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