- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

womens rights

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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