Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruising at about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, the cops were waiting. He was found guilty in court and forced to pay the blonde a settlement of $250, 000.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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