- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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