- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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