- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

Why did the dog die? He was old

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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