If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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A women left the kitchen.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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