What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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womens rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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