- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

5 Italian guys from Long Island

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

9/11 my birthday

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

whats worse than failing your maths test?

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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