What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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A man did not like this site

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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