How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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