- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

A dancer walks into a barre

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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