Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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