did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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Anti Joke

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