Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Blacks

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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