- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

HELLO EVERYONE

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

asians have slitted eyes lol

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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