(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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