- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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