- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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