Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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NEVER

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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