- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

what's funny about war? nothing!

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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