- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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