What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Im taking a shit right now.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Peas

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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