- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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