- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

My cat just died.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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