- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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