roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man did not like this site

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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