- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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