- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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