- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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