Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

A terrorist robs a walrus.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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