Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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