What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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Why? Because.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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like if your cool

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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