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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

A praying mantis is very graceful

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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