How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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