What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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