- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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