- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

why does the man appear fat he is

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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