- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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