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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

I'm Polish.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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