- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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