- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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