- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

womens rights

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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