- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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