What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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