Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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How old are you? 7

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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