What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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What's the best way to make people notice you? Begin a cult that follows some crazy religious division and go on mass murdering sprees, looting, murdering, and raping everything that moves. Your prime targets should be schools, orphanages, and hospitals (maternity wards for bonus points). Eventually, walk up to the FBI unarmed and have them capture you. Then demand that you get interviewed, as you have instructed your followers that if you don't get to speak on public television, they will bomb multiple major cities. When they put you on TV, simply stare at the camera and say: "Senpai. The time has finally come for you to notice me." Then, because you are a cruel, heartless bastard with no morals whatsoever, have your men bomb the major cities anyway. Have fun!

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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