A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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