What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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penis. nuff said.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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