A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

i wonder who made this website? a human

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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