What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

ever tried african food? they neither

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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