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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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