- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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