- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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