- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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