What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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