- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

womens rights

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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