For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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