whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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