Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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this website is a bad joke

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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