- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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