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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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