- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

How does a black guy die? Unknown

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