Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Yes. Just Yes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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