What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Communism hehe xd

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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