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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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