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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Guest what in the butt

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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