Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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