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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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