- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im taking a shit right now.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

How old are you? 7

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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