Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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stinky boner

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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What's just not right? Left

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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