1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

school homewrok

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

womens rights.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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