What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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