- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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