- Anti Joke

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

i'm hard

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.