- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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