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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

White men's rights

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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