- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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