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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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