Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Why so serious? Your brother died.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's brown and sticky? Shit

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Pickles are powerful

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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