There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

I wrote a funny joke.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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