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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

Why? Because.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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