what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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