A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn't quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police. Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the hospital and witnessed his family's murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family's killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer's whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was. As he arrived at the killers' home, he took one last deep breath, then stormed in. After fighting through many of the dealers' body-gaurds, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Froghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be.. As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Froghorn's life didn't, and wouldn't, bring his family back. Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more. As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison whisper to him "You're finally home Ralph, you're finally home."

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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