Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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why does the man appear fat he is

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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