I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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