a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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