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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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