- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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