- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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