Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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