- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

I'm tired.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Women.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

whats the stage after cancer? you die

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