- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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