- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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