WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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