- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Knock, knock. Come in.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Why? Because.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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