What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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guess what? bannanas

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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About numbers, it was 180 mg of valium... And I am going to live becausepeople got there in time, my heart never stopped because luck, the doc was only making a joke about me "having ingested enough valium to die at least twice". Sanders, I just got your girlfriend to agree to a threesome, if my banana ever wakes up again, AND WHEN... Thou areth forgiven, btw I sent him a picture of Line`s unshaved vagina, and a note stating: U recognize this? Find out more on horsehead network! Meh His name is Anders something Chattington, yeah for all that know him, guess whose finger is on her unshaven... Yeah, maybe you should not have messed with a guy that can have ANYONE. Ps: Then its your mother, then your sister which is 17 (and pretty 16 is legal here so fuck you Chatty!) and then I SHALL STRIKE THY WITH THE VENGEANCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS! Because you are forgiven, which I cant even remember what means, I mean I know I am typing my experiences here, but thats only because I remember by muscle memory where the buttons are, said the doctor... I can still play Snes emulators... Not, because my numb fingers cant click anything and Line is gone. I TOUCHED HER ALREADY YA KNO! YOU SAW THE PIC, My skin is tan, and... well you know she is here... The best part? She is totally okay with you knowing, sayonara pal, id watch the "fluor" in your mothers pussy the next time you eat it!

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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