- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Why do fat people commit suicide

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Turkey Balls

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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