- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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