What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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woman's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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