if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

I agree

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

Whats black and gay? Obama

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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