- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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