Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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