What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

you know whats not funny white boards.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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