"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

asians have slitted eyes lol

An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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