Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

A young baby died.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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