- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

school homewrok

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Potassium? K.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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