A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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