- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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