- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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