what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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