- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

So, how 'bout that airline food?

My jeans

I'm hungry.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

You know whats annoying? Steve

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

Bob Saget

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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