life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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