- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Once, I went to Peru.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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