Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

roses are red violets should be purple

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

im telling maguire

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Yes. Just Yes.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

I would rape her

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Anti Joke

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