Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Anti Joke

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