- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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