- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

VITAMIN C!

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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