- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

My cat just died.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

I'm Polish.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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