- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

womens rights

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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