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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

noah is a scrub jungle

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

your mom.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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