- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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