Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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