Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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