What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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