- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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