Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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