- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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