This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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