- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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