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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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