whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Cripples are lame.

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