- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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