- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

White men's rights

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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