How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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anti jokes are really funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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