- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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