What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

ever tried african food? they neither

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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