- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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