- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Womans baksetball...

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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