What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

A black man walks out of a police station

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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