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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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