Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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roses are red poo is poo

Get up Look in the mirror

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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