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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Your mom.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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