Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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