What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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