- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

What are annoying? Ads.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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