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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

you know whats not funny white boards.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.