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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

A dancer walks into a barre

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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