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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

roses are red poo is poo

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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