- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

A chicken walked into the bar...

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Whats the defination of cruelty

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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