- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Knock Knock Come in

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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