Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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