- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

why does the man appear fat he is

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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