Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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