- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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