- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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