What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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