So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Death by kayak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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knock knock Goodbye

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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