i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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How old are you? 7

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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