Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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womens rights

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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