so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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I'm hungry.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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what's black? a lot of things.

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What did death say to life? Go die

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Robin, get in the car!

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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