- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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