- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

You should read the Terms of Service.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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