A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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knock knock Goodbye

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Anti Joke

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