Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Communism hehe xd

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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