- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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