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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

how much fish could a chicken

roses are red poo is poo

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

civil rights

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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