How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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school homewrok

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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womens rights.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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