- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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