Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. Why did Sally fall of the swings? She had no arms. Why didn't Jimmy help her up? Jimmy is a fish. There's a guy with no arms and no legs who loves to swim. What's his name? Bob. Ya know Bob's twin brother is in the same condition. He loves to play in the leaves. And what's his name? Russell. Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing? She had no arms. What did the girls mom tell her to do before she went to bed? Go to bed. How do you wake up Will Ferrell? You set his alarm clock to a reasonable hour. What did the fat man who had his car stolen tell the police? Someone stole my car.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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