A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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