what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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