Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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What's 1+1? 69.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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