- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

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