- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What's brown and sticky? Shit

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why so serious? Your brother died.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Pickles are powerful

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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