- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

whats brown and sticky? Doody

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Why did the dog die? He was old

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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