- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

You know what's funny? Rape

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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