Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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womens rights.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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One, two, three, four and five

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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A man did not like this site

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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