- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Once, I went to Peru.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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