- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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