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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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