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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

ever tried african food? they neither

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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