- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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