why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What's the best way to make people notice you? Begin a cult that follows some crazy religious division and go on mass murdering sprees, looting, murdering, and raping everything that moves. Your prime targets should be schools, orphanages, and hospitals (maternity wards for bonus points). Eventually, walk up to the FBI unarmed and have them capture you. Then demand that you get interviewed, as you have instructed your followers that if you don't get to speak on public television, they will bomb multiple major cities. When they put you on TV, simply stare at the camera and say: "Senpai. The time has finally come for you to notice me." Then, because you are a cruel, heartless bastard with no morals whatsoever, have your men bomb the major cities anyway. Have fun!

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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