What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Your mom.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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