- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

My cat just died.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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