this website is a bad joke

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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