- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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