- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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