Jesus Christ

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

You know what's funny? Rape

thumb_up thumb_down -6

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops