- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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