Dislike if you are a prostitute

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Allah walked into AK Bar

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

womens rights

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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