What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Im taking a shit right now.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

this website is a bad joke

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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