Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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