What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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