- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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