How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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