- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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