One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Anti Joke

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