You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What's 1+1? 69.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

You idiot.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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