- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

You should read the Terms of Service.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

My cat just died.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

I think everybody should have a penis.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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