One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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