- Anti Joke

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust