- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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