Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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