Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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I agree

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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