- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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