Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

how much fish could a chicken

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What do I hate? people

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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