A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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