How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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poo

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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