Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Communism hehe xd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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