- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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