Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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