- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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