Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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