Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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