A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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