- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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