- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

You know whats annoying? Steve

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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