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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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