- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

So a man walks into a bar, right?

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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