- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

every cloud has a silver lining

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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