- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

My mom

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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