When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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