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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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