- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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