- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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