- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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