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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!