- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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