guess what? bannanas

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

All of these jokes are about white people

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

A bar walks into a man

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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