- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What are annoying? Ads.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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