Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

The chickens have become self-aware!

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Cripples are lame.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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