- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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