Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A chicken walked into the bar...

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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