My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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