- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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