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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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