what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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Things that have changed since I was a kid. Turtles: My time, awesome. Today: Shredder is a human which is not a human but actually a Krang, but his daughter which is not his daughter because he is a freaking krang, has a sex thing for Leonardo which is a turtle (the blue one, whatever his name is). Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: My time? Well it was awesome back then, fine I admit it, I might have been a bit biased but still, I enjoyed the hell out of it, there where five rangers and yeah that Asian bitch that gave me a boner as a kid made a green one which she giftwrapped to the rest of the team, then some white ranger showed up... But I never watched anything with the white guy, I had lots interest years ago by then (Still play that fighting game for the Snes and thats why I know there is a fucking white ranger... And deathbattle okay) Today: Power Rangers Neon, Power Rangers Tetris, Power Rangers Ultra Power, Power Rangers Sexfighters, Power Rangers Nazi, Power Rangers Texas Rangers, Power Rangers Color, Power Rangers Multiforce Orbital Neo Neon.... And thats just like 03 percent of the variants right? Moral: As a kid we always had a lol when the Asian chick turned into Yellow ranger and did a split kick, which kinda revealed she had a massive dick between her legs... Later we understood that she was a he and that the Ranger Segments are recorded in Japan... Probably by a Hermafrodite... Nah, a guy fine. Oh, and we always lolled at how "gay" the original blue ranger acted he was supposed to be Nerd but I was like eight and was like "lol he just seems gay"... Just for it to turn out that he quit the series because supposedly the rest of the actors mocked him for being gay, Wow thats... Weird.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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