Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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