- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

i'm hard

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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