- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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