- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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