- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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