gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Eliz, Neo-Nero, its me Clint, had to fake my death for some years in order to get back to the order. Neo, I know Nero picked you as his successor, but honestly, I was his first choice, and I know you well enough to understand that things are getting out of hand over there. I will be there in 2 minutes Liz and you and I can meet up Neo, seriously what are you doing over there? Unless there is a problem do not bother answering, allow me to take charge of operations at least until tou calm down Neo, and unless you got problems with my absent authority I suggest you stop torturing people at once, and seriously if you cannot control your own people, you better let me back in charge. It is time to turn some things around guys, believe it or not but I found where the Spetz came from and I got em all, as for the Nazi scum they where just hired thugs and as far as my Intel goes most of those where taken down by Nero. Clint Lawman. Moral: "WTF? THESE ARE NOT EVEN MORALS! NO THESE ARE THE CODES WE USED TO AUTHENTICATE THE SOURCE AND SENDER OMG! ORLY? SRLSLY? LOL OMG!"

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. Why did Sally fall of the swings? She had no arms. Why didn't Jimmy help her up? Jimmy is a fish. There's a guy with no arms and no legs who loves to swim. What's his name? Bob. Ya know Bob's twin brother is in the same condition. He loves to play in the leaves. And what's his name? Russell. Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing? She had no arms. What did the girls mom tell her to do before she went to bed? Go to bed. How do you wake up Will Ferrell? You set his alarm clock to a reasonable hour. What did the fat man who had his car stolen tell the police? Someone stole my car.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

The New York Giants

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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