- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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