- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

NEVER

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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