There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Please don't shoot me

The Pittsburgh Pirates

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

Cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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