Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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