You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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