- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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