- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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