Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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like if your cool

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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diarrhea.

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Read a Book.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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