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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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