Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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