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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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