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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

I'm Polish.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

My cat just died.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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