Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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