- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

I'm Polish.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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