Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

like this or you will die at some point in your life

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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