- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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