- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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