- Anti Joke

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What's upside down? umop apisdn

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

what's funny about war? nothing!