What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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i'm hard

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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