- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Knock Knock Come in

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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