- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Tucker Rivera

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

The Labour Party.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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