Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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