The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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A horse walks into a barn.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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