What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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