- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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