What do you call an amazing person Good

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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