- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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