Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

this website is a bad joke

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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