How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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