- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

In soviet Russia...things are different

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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