- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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