- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

A chicken walked into the bar...

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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