How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Burp

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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