I'm rick james bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Actually it was me Josh brown

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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