What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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