- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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