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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

What are annoying? Ads.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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