Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

this website is a bad joke

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

I think everybody should have a penis.

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