- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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