- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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