What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

this website is a bad joke

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

What's 1+1? 69.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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