- Anti Joke

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay