- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

How you know when dislextic

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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