- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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