- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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