- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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