- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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