- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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