Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Once upon a time a was born

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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