A little boy is going to school when he is stopped by a stranger. The stranger tells the little boy, when his teacher asks him why he is late, just say willytop. The boy looks at the stranger oddly, but proceeds to go to school. He arrives 5 minutes late, and is teacher isn't that happy. His teacher asks him why he is late. All the boy says is Willytop. The teacher looks at him horrified, and sends him to the office. Well, the boy arrives in the principals office, and the principal asks him why he was sent down. All the boy said was Willtop. The Principal was so horrified that he expelled the boy from school. Well, the boy went home, to find his parents in the living. They told the boy they knew he was expelled, but they wanted to know why. All the boy said was Willytop. The parents were so horrified by this that they kicked him out of the house. Well, the boy is now walking to dark town streets, when he is stopped by a cop. The cop asks him why he is walking the streets alone. All the boy says is Willytop. The cop is so disgusted, that he kicks the boy out of town. Well, the boy is now sitting in a bar, and the bartender asks him why he is alone. All the boy said was Willytop. The bartender looked at him horrified, but before the bartender could say anything, the boy says "Please sir, I was kicked out of school, my house and even my hometown because of willytop. what does it mean sir?" The bartender nods, and tells the boy to come with him across the street, because if he tells him in the bar, the other people may get mad. Well, the boy and the bartender are across the street from the bar. The bartender opens his mouth, but before he could speak, a drunk driver hits them both.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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