- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

My cat just died.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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