- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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