- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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