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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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