- Anti Joke

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

The chickens have become self-aware!

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.