- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

the WNBA.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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