What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Im taking a shit right now.

this website is a bad joke

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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