Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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White men's rights

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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