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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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