why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Happy Monday!

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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