- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Guest what in the butt

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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