- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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