Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

ever tried african food? they neither

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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