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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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