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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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