- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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