your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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