A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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