- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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