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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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