Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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