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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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