What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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