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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Cripples are lame.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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