Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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XD Jackass.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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