Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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