- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

A young baby died.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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