what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Anti Joke

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