Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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