- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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