how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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* anti-punchline

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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