- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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