If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

You know what's funny? Rape

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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