What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

human centipede

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What is funnier then 25 9/11

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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