why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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