what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

whats brown and sticky? Doody

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

this website is a bad joke

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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