- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

knock knock who's there? your destiny

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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