- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Dude man, I'm high...

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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