- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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