- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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