what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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America

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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