- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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