- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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