What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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