- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What is the difference?

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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