- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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