- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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