What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

All of these jokes are about white people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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