- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

You know what's funny? Rape

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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