- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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