- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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