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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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