A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Chuck Norris.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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