- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

How you know when dislextic

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

A sober Irish individual.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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