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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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