- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Who is Dank? A: Billal

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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