- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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