why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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