- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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