What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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9/11 my birthday

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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womens rights

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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