- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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