- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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