A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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