In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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