- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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