I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

A young baby died.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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