- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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