A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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hello

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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