What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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