Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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