A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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XD Jackass.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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i'm hard

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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You know what's funny? Rape

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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