How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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