- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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