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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Guess what? I like trains.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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