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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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