- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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