roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Anti Joke

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