- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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