Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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