- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Your mom.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did the dog die? He was old

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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