- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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