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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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