- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

13 =B you just learned something

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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