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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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