Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

the WNBA.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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