- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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