What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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