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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Communism hehe xd

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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