- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

White men's rights

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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