- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

A praying mantis is very graceful

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Maths.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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