- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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