"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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