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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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