What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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