If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

The Labour Party.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Tucker Rivera

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Anti Joke

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