How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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