- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

your skull would make a nice pen holder

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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