Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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