- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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