Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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A blonde dies Lololol

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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