give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Why? Because.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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