'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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