look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Once upon a time a was born

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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