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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

One, two, three, four and five

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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