- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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