- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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