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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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