- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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