- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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