- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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