Sarah Palin.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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America

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Anti Joke

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