- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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