- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

guess what? bannanas

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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