Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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