- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Allah walked into AK Bar

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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