- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

I'm Polish.

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