- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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