One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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