- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

White men's rights

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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