- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Knock knock Come in

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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