A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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I'm Polish.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Communism hehe xd

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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