What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Yellow People !!

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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