- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

A dancer walks into a barre

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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