- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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