What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Wanna hear a joke? no

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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