justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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