- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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