- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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