- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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