A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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