- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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