What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

You know what's funny? Rape

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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