who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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