What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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9/11 my birthday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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