- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What do I hate? people

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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