- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Yellow People !!

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Phew... it's gone.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

this website is a bad joke

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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