- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

Denard Robinson

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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