So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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