A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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