- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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