Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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Hey Shea

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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