why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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