- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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