- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

I'm Polish.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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