An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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