The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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