asians have slitted eyes lol

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

HELLO EVERYONE

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Anti Joke

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