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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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