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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Your big dick.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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