Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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