Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

I am a mime

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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