- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

My spelling is horrible

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

I'm Polish.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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