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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

what's funny about war? nothing!

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces