- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

civil rights

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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