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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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