Tucker Rivera

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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