- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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