- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What do you call it when the sht hits the fan? The sht hits the fan.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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