How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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