- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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