- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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