What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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