- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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