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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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