- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

human centipede

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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