What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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I'm Polish.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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