- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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