A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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no.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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