what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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