- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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