How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

The Labour Party.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Jovan

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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