- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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