Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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