- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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