what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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My mom

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Why? Because.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Anti Joke

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