- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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