Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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