- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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