Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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