- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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