- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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