Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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