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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

Do you play piano? No

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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