- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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