What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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womens rights

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Anti Joke

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