- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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