- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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