What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

White men's rights

Poop

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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