rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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