Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

You know what's funny? Rape

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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