Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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