- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

angelo snyder is not ga

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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