whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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You idiot.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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whats a joke

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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