How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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