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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

I'm Polish.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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