Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Anti Joke

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