- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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