- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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