why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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poo

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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