What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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