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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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