- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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