What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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i'm hard

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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