- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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