- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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