how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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