Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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NEVER

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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