Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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