- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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