- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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