- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Andoni was here

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

womens rights.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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