what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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A man did not like this site

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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