What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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White men's rights

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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Who wants water? I do.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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How many light bulbs? 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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