Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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What's 1+1? 69.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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