- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How you know when dislextic

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Actually it was me Josh brown

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