- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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