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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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