- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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