Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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womens rights.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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