- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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