- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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