Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Tucker Rivera

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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