- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Im taking a shit right now.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

steven hawking walks into a bar

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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