- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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