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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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