- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What long black and tasty? Licorice

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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