- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

i'm hard

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

9/11 my birthday

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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