- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

A miserable man committed suicide.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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