- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

I'm Polish.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

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