- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Allah walked into AK Bar

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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