- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Once upon a time a was born

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??