- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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