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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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