A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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