There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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