- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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