Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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