- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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