- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

9/11 my birthday

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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