A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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