- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What are annoying? Ads.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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