Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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