a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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