A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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