- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Im taking a shit right now.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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