- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Tucker Rivera

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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