- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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