Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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