- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

9/11 my birthday

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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