- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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