- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

roses are black violets are black i am blind

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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