- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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