- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why do fat people commit suicide

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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