- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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