- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

angelo snyder is not ga

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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