- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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