What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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