- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

eat a hot dog

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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