- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

How many light bulbs? 1

NEVER

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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