Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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