- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

why dont they make black forks

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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