- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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