What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

You idiot.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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