- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

How you know when dislextic

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

A sober Irish individual.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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