- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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