Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Nobody cares maddie!

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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