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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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