- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Good job, son.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why? Why not?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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