- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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