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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Whats 1+1? window!

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

So a bar walks into a man...

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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