- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Yellow People !!

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

I'm Polish.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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