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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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