What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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