- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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