Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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