- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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