EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

The Labour Party.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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