If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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woman's rights

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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These Jokes suck.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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