- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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