Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

ever tried african food? they neither

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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