- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

"Knock knock." "Come in."

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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