Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Chris Bosh's neck

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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