- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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