what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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