how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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