- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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