I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Turkey Balls

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Anti Joke

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