- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

A blonde dies Lololol

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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