Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Why? Because.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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dallen loves penis

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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