- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

9/11 my birthday

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

who is really lanky? james cornish

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

XD Jackass.

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