- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Actually it was me Josh brown

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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