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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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