- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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