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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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