What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

My mom

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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