What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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