- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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