what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

I am a mime

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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