- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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