- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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