What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

A sober Irish individual.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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