- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

what's funny about war? nothing!

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

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