What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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