A handicapped man walks into a bar...

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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