-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Your mom.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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