Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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