- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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