What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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