I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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