- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

knock knock i have diarrhea

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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