- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

I? Everett

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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