Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

womens rights.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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