Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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knock knock Goodbye

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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