Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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