What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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NEVER

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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