- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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