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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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