A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Guest what in the butt

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Jovan

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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