What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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