Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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