Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Why? Because.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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