Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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