Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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