Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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