why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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