Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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