- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

You know what's funny? Rape

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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