- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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