- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

i wonder who made this website? a human

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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