- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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