- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...