A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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