- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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