A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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