Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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