- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Jesus Christ

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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