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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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