- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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