What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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