What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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