- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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