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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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