Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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