- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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