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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

donald................duck for president

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

Comedy.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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