- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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