How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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