Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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