- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

So FDR walks into a bar.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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