- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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