- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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