- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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