Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

miha kako si?

One, two, three, four and five

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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