Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Dude man, I'm high...

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

A dancer walks into a barre

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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