- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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