A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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A penis walks into a bar..

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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