Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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guess what? bannanas

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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