- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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