What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Sarah Palin.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

asians have slitted eyes lol

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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