- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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