- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

9/11 my birthday

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

whats worse than failing your maths test?

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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