Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

a man checks his mypsace

guess what? bannanas

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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