- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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