- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Get up Look in the mirror

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

roses are red poo is poo

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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