Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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