- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

hashtags suck balls

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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