What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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Where's my baby??

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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