- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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