- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

My mom

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Why? Because.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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