What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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