One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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