- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

My spelling is horrible

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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