- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Knock Knock Come in

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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