Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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