- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Yes

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Your adopted.....

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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