- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Flowers are colors Love me

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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