- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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