- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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