What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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