- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

I'm Polish.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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