Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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