Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Jesus Christ

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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this website is a bad joke

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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