What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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