- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What's 1+1? 69.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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