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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

I'm Polish.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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