- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

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