- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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