An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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