- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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