Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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