- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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