- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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