What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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