What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

White men's rights

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

You tell me. I have amnesia.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Poop

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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