- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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