What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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