- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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