what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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knock knock Goodbye

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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