whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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