- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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