Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Yes

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Allah walked into AK Bar

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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