Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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I have read the terms and conditions

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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