Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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