what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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