- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

noah is a scrub jungle

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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your mom.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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