What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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