- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

roses are red poo is poo

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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