- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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penis. nuff said.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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