What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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