- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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