Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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