- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Chris Bosh's neck

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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