- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

pull my finger (farts)

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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