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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

roses are red poo is poo

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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