- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??