- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

what's funny about war? nothing!

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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