teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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