i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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