Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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