What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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womens rights.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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