- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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