- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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