what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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