why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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