- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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