- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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