- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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