- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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