- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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