- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

womens rights

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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