- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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How many light bulbs? 1

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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