- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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