- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Sarah Palin.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

America

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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