Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

So a bar walks into a man...

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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