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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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