- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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