Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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poop

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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