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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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