- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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