- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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