Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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