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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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