What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Im taking a shit right now.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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Anti Joke

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