2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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