- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Flowers are colors Love me

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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