what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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This is an anti-joke.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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