- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??