- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

you know whats not funny white boards.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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