- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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