"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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