Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

why dont they make black forks

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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