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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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