what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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