- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Knock knock Come in

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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