Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Do you play piano? No

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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