Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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