- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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