- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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