- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

God is real.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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