why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

You know what's funny? Rape

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Anti Joke

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