- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

knock knock come in

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

the economy.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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