What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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