How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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I'm Polish.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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