there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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White men's rights

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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