- Anti Joke

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Flowers are colors Love me

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.