- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

why does the man appear fat he is

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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