- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

A russian gives away vodka.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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