That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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