- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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