Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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