- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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