- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

eat a hot dog

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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