- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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