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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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