- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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