- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

"Knock knock." "Come in."

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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