Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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