- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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