- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Sarah Palin.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Actually it was me Josh brown

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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