Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

bite me

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

pobody's nerfect

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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