A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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