Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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