You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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knock knock Goodbye

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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