- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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