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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

roses are red poo is poo

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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