- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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