A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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XD Jackass.

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