- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Knock Knock Who did that?

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Knock, Knock Come in

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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