- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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