- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

You know what's funny? Rape

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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