- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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