- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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