Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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