whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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