- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What's white and gluey Glue

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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