- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

what's funny about war? nothing!

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Who wants water? I do.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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