- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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here's a joke... the american education society

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Lil Wayne

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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