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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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