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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

tea with milk?

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

I like that, but why am I happy?

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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