- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

The Labour Party.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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