- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

why did the blue berry cross the road

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

who is really lanky? james cornish

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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