- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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