Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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