Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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9/11 my birthday

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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i'm hard

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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