Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

9/11 my birthday

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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