What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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