- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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