- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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