- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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