- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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