- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Dude man, I'm high...

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

A dancer walks into a barre

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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