What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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