A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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White men's rights

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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