why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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