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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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