Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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