- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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