- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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