What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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hi michael

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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