- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

every cloud has a silver lining

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

FUCK YOU

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

alert('The Game')

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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