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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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