What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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