- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

the economy.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

outside your comfort zone

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Chris Bosh's neck

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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