What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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A penis walks into a bar..

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