- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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