How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why? Because.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Knock, knock. Come in.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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