So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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