Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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