Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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civil rights

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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