- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Pain Olympics.

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