- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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