- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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