"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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