How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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