- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

whats worse than failing your maths test?

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

5 Italian guys from Long Island

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

9/11 my birthday

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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