What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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