- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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