what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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