What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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