Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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