- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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