Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Tony Romo

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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