A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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A women left the kitchen.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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What? Huh?

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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