What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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