- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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