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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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