- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Knock knock! Just kidding.

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