- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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