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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

The young orphan boy had high hopes for this Christmas. When he woke up, he ran to the foot of the tree and saw a large box wrapped with seasonal wrapping paper. He looked at it to see that it was for someone else. The boy recieved nothing for Christmas and was later hit by a bus that had veered off of the road to avoid hitting a dog. The boy is now paralyzed and is extremely disappointed as to how his Christmas had unfolded.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

I just threw up..In my pants.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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