Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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