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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

knock knock Goodbye

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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