- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

womens rights

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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