- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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