- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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