Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Denard Robinson

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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