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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

womens rights.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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