Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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You know what's funny? Rape

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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