- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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