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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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