- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

ever tried african food? they neither

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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