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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

roses are red poo is poo

how much fish could a chicken

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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