- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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