- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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