civil rights

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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