- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

I'm tired.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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