- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why do fat people commit suicide

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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