- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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