Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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the economy.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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