This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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