- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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