what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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