Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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