what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

A black man walks out of a police station

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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