What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Ben Corbishley

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Chris is hairy

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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