Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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