How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

My mom

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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