- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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