- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

the economy.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Good job, son.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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