what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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