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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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