a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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dallen loves penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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