Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Rylan Clark

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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How old are you? 7

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Anti Joke

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