Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Once upon a time a was born

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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