What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

tea with milk?

I like that, but why am I happy?

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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