Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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FUCK YOU

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Anti Joke

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