- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

A dancer walks into a barre

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

guess what? bannanas

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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