knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Lil Wayne

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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