- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

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