- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

womens rights.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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