Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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