- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Pain Olympics.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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