A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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