- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

knock knock come in

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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