- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Whats the defination of cruelty

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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