What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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Sosiopath vs How I met your mother: BABABABABA BABABA RARARA LALALA ETC YOU GOT THE DRILL Kids, this is how I met your mother. I saw her at some store, I said "Hey sexy" She told me to fuck off, so I raped her, got out of prison years later, and kids, that is how I met your mother. ...Why I am leaving? Did I ever fucking say I was your father? I Just came here to tell you I raped and killed her after serving my time which was about 2 minutes, so kids, that is how I killed your mother. YOU ARE WELCOME BY THE WAY!Ungrateful kids. Moral of the story: If they are your kids, just say no and get away, and kill Robin for better television. Sociopath vs Grounded for life Moral: Shot the little kid, nobody will notice, not even his own family.Heck if you look at episode 34 you can see a tall handsome dude choking the life of a little boy in the background, and then letting him go just before he passes out and chokes him again? FUN FOR HOURS!

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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