- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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