Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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