A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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