- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

A blonde dies Lololol

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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