- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

this website is a bad joke

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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