If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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