chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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