What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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