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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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