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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A young baby died.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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