What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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