Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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