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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

ever tried african food? they neither

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Actually it was me Josh brown

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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