- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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