- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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