- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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