An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Knock Knock Come in

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

this website is a bad joke

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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