- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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