Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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