"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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I don't get it

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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