- Anti Joke

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?