why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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women's rights.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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