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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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