- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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