Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Allah walked into AK Bar

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

womens rights

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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