A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Why? Because.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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