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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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