Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Once upon a time a was born

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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