why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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