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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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