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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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