- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

i'm hard

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

9/11 my birthday

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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