- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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