- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Potassium? K.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

knock knock Goodbye

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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