whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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