- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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