Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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