- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

How you know when dislextic

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??