Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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