What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

A dog was barking at a tree

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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