- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Cripples are lame.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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