- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What? Huh?

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

A women left the kitchen.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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