hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

A dancer walks into a barre

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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