If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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