- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

How you know when dislextic

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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