- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Once upon a time a was born

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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