bite me

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pobody's nerfect

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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