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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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