- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

What's long and black? A long and black object.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

a blind man walks into a wall

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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