Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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