- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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