- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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