That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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