- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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