Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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knock knock Goodbye

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Burp

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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