what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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hello

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Do you play piano? No

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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american idol

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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