- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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