Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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