why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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