- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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