Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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