How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

womens rights

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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