- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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