Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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I? Everett

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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