What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Yes

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

woman's rights

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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