Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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