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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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