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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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