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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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