- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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