How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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