- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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