yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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