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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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