Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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