- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What is the difference?

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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