The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Why? Because.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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