Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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