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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

My cat just died.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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