- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Once upon a time a was born

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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