- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

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