No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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I'm Polish.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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