- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

knock knock come in

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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