- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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