- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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