- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Im taking a shit right now.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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