Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

One, two, three, four and five

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

A man did not like this site

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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