- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm Polish.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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