What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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Chris is hairy

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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