- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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