Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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