- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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