What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Yellow People !!

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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