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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

noah is a scrub jungle

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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