-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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