What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Anti Joke

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