- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

My spelling is horrible

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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