- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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