Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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The holocaust

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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