A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Knock Knock Come in

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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My cat just died.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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