How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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13 =B you just learned something

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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