Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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