Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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deez nuts

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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