Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

roses are red poo is poo

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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