What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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