Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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I Have a Black Friend

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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