- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Allah walked into AK Bar

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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