Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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