what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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