- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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