Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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i'm hard

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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