- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: starts to laugh Yeah...that's a funny cup.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer