- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Knock knock knock OCD

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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