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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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