- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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