Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Anti Joke

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