So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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