- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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