- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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