What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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