- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

So FDR walks into a bar.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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