Pain Olympics.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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