Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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