- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

Do you play piano? No

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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