- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

civil rights

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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