What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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