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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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