Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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