What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Please ignore this statement.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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