- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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