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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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