Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Dude man, I'm high...

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Anti Joke

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