- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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