- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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