- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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