- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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