- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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