WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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