- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

i'm hard

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

9/11 my birthday

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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