- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

roses are red poo is poo

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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