- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

civil rights

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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