- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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