A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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