- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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