hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Anti Joke

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