- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Why? Because.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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