- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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