A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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