Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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