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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

The holocaust

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

How old are you? 7

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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