The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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