- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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