What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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womens rights

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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