- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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