- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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