- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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