''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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