Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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