What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Anti Joke

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