- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

I'm Polish.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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