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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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