- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Knock Knock.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

you will like this because i am black.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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