I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What page are you on The gay page.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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