Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Jesus Christ

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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