- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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