- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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