- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

A dancer walks into a barre

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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