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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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