WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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