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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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