- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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