- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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