Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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