- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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