- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Yes

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??