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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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