Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

The New York Giants

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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