- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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