Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

whats white and sticky? a white stick

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

tea with milk?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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