Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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the economy.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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