Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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