- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What is the difference?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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