- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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