- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Chris is hairy

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Ben Corbishley

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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