My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Women's rights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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