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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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