Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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