why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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