my penis

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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