- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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