- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

why dont they make black forks

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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