- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Your mom.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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