- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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