- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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