Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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