- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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