"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

ever tried african food? they neither

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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