- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

So FDR walks into a bar.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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