How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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