- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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