where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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My cat just died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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