- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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