Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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