- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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