roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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