- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Flowers are colors Love me

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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