- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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