- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

why was the man sad? his wife died

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

David Cameron

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Jews

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