Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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