- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

How many light bulbs? 1

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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