- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Killing your friend as a joke.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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