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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

My spelling is horrible

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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