- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

roses are red poo is poo

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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