How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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A black man walks out of a police station

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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