- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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