So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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deez nuts

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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