- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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