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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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