- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

a person who will soon die of beeties

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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