Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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