- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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