- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Communism hehe xd

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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