Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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