2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

9/11 my birthday

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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