I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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