Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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knock knock Goodbye

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Anti Joke

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