- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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