- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Why is this joke funny It isn't

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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