- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

you will like this because i am black.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Knock Knock.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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