- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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