- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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