- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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