- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What are annoying? Ads.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

"Knock knock." "Come in."

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