welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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how much fish could a chicken

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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