What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops