Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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