- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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