What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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