- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

God is real.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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