- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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