What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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God is real.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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