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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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