- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

I think everybody should have a penis.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Communism hehe xd

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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