- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dancer walks into a barre

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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