What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Who wants water? I do.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Yes

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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