- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What do you call an amazing person Good

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

A chicken walked into the bar...

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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