Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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