'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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autistic kids rock

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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