The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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These Jokes suck.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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eh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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