Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

So a bar walks into a man...

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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