- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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