-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

That's what he said.

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

You are the third derivative of the position function.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

fart

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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