- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

black people. that is all...

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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