why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

What time is it? 10:58

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

The chicken crossed the road.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

What's 6+2? 16

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