What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

The mets are 3-0 this season

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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