Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Small breasts.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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johann grayson being liked

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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