what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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Slavery lol

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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This is not a joke.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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