why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

i like potatoes

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

Gay rights

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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