- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Jasper sucks.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

The chicken crossed the road.

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