Benevolent villain.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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