what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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