Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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The chicken crossed the road.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Religion

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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