Rob Bell

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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im jewish

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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I won the game.

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