What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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My sister has to take a dump

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Kate

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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