Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What time is it? 10:58

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What will happen when a black person die they die

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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