What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Hello world

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Myspace

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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