I hate you.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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Chocolate tastes good.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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