- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Penis

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Small breasts.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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