Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Freedom of Speech

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

An Irishman stays home

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

penis

gays

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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