Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

This is not Will Smith.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

cheese

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

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