- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Freedom of Speech

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

What time is it? 10:58

cheese

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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