For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Penis

What's big? Jupiter.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

GRAAAAAAAR.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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