- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

Black Poeple

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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