Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

A black guy walks in to a bar.

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

what is patrick wilson? smart

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Women's rights

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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