Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Why....... Because.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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Herman Cain

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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