Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

How do you leave a man in suspense...

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

justin littleton. nuff said

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

Pianca going ham

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

The chicken crossed the road.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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