Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Myspace

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Why....... Because.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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