whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Jews for Jesus

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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