Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What time is it? 10:58

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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