how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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An antijoke

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Women's rights

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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