- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

i have 2 penises

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Slavery

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

minorities

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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