Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

That's what he said.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

You are the third derivative of the position function.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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