Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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A fat man on a moped

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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lebron

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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