Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Women's rights

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Brett Farve

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Women's Golf

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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