- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Women's rights.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Canada

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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