- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Ruller

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Aodhan Hearty

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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