YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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Black people are innocent.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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The geese of Growmore

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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