- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Aodhan Hearty

Ruller

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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