- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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