How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Child Prostitution.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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