An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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