Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

Women rights..

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Women's rights

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

Lockerbie bombing

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

where's waldo? in a picture book.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

fart

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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