What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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Please don't rape me.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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PENIS

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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