How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Women's Golf

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Women's rights

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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No.

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Lockerbie bombing

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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fart

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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