GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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