- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

chuck norris is a little b|tch

Why were corners made? For crying.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

hi my name is? joe

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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