- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

come along children

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

amy copied adams haircut :0

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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