- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Women's rights

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

God is religiously proven to be real

Jasper sucks.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

hi my name is? joe

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??