cheese

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Jasper sucks.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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