- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Womens rights.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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