A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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Miscarriages.

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A black succeeds

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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A ginger rapping.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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The chicken crossed the road.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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