Working hard or hardly working????

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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ASSCHEEKS

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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