- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

The chicken crossed the road.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

What's 6+2? 16

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Knock Knock! Come in.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

A Jew returns change.

A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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