I have no joke. u mad?

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Hitler

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Thumbs this up

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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Black Poeple

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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