- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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