Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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