Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

I won the game.

what is patrick wilson? smart

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Why Because

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Pickle!

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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