- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

womans rights

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Jasper sucks.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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