- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

This joke isnt funny.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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