- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

i like potatoes

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

The chicken crossed the road.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

The mets are 3-0 this season

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