What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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hahaha

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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i am predestal

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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I like your hair

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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