In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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I can't think of a joke!

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why did the man die? he got shot

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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