- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Anti jokes are funny

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Women rights..

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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