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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

The mets are 3-0 this season

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

I met a man today. His name was John.

Hi poop!

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

I have no joke. u mad?

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