Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Hitler

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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My sister has to take a dump

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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