Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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