- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Steering Wheel Face.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

This is not Will Smith.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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