Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Lockerbie bombing

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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