- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

What do you call a group of asians? China.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Please don't rape me.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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