james schmitt whats your last name

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This guy walks up to the bartender, and says to him, " ill bet you $100 that i can piss in this cup from 20 ft away." The bartender laughs, thinking hes gonna get an easy 100 bucks. he says "ok, u do that and ill watch." the guy says "ok but one second." he then walks over to this table full of guys and the bartender see him and them whispering and shaking heads. then the guys walks back over, and says to the bartender, "ok here i go" then he whips out his wang and starts pissing all over the place,all over the bartender, the counter, everywhere but the cup. Meanwhile the bartenders laughing, because he thinks he made some easy money. then the bartender asks the guy for his money and the guy says, "alright one minute." then the guys walks over to the table full of guys and they al start pulling out money and give it to him. so the guy walks over to the bartender and says, "here you are, your 100 bucks" the bartender notices him smileing and says "u just lost 100 bucks why are you happy?" and the guy says, " you see that table full of guys over there? well, i bet them all $500 dollars that i could piss all over you, your counter and all of your things, and that youd not only be happy about it, but youd laugh!!!"

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Black Poeple

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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