Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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