There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

My dad beats my mom At checkers

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

What do you call a group of asians? China.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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