- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 9 +10 19

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

What time is it? 10:58

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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