- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

That's what he said.

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

Black people are innocent.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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