- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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