Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

a horse walks into a barn

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Women's rights.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

What do you call a group of asians? China.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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