Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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