A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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You idiot.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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