Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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