sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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