Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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