- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

NEVER

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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