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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Your mom.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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