- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Get up Look in the mirror

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

roses are red poo is poo

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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