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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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