- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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