What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Hi.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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