- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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