- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

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