What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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