- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Knock, Knock Come in

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Why did the fish fly It didn't

knock knock Dave's not here.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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