- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

My cat just died.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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