- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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