- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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