- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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