- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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