- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

You know what's funny? Rape

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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