why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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