John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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