- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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