Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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