what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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