- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What's 1+1? 69.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

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