- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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