why did the blue berry cross the road

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What's 1+1? 69.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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