- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

antonio has a penis head.lol

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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