- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

this website is a bad joke

whats brown and sticky? Doody

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

I think everybody should have a penis.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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