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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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