Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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