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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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