- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Your girlfriend.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

whats white and sticky? a white stick

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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