A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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