- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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