Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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star wars kid

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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