- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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