- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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