- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

What long black and tasty? Licorice

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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