- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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