How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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