- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

A chicken walked into the bar...

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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