- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

civil rights

Balls

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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