- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Everybody will die

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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