Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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cory is gay

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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