- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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