Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Robin, get in the car, please.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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