- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

whats white and sticky? a white stick

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Your girlfriend.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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