How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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