A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

why dont they make black forks

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

civil rights

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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