guess what what ...

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

So a bar walks into a man...

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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