- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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