- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Your big dick.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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