- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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