what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Jimmy Saville

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