In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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What's just not right? Left

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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