Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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