- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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