Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Your're racist.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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