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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

ever tried african food? they neither

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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