- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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