- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why did the dog die? He was old

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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