- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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