- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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