hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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