- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

So these two girls have a cup .

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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