- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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