- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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