- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

God is real.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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