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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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