- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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