- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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