- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Chris is hairy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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