knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Gustavo Andrade

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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