- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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