- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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