- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

civil rights

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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