- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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