- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

David Cameron

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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