- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

My spelling is horrible

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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