Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Never again, I have all the intel I need on you, you cost me a fucking eye, you think I would let go of that so easily? It hurts day and night, I have not slept in days, my fucking eyelid is torn right off, and while I use a fucking excuse for an eyepatch, I still have not gotten used to sleep without being able to shut both my eyes, I have a constant fever, you miss me, you are directly responsible for scaring my wife and fucking over my face. Deal with it, cry harder asshole. Moral: You step on my foot, I break off yours, you cost me an eye, you do not know whats waiting in line for you, I am going to make you beg me to let you die! Did you think I would warm up as quickly to something as irresponsible as you? And we do not know yet if you did this on purpose, we do not even live in the same fucking country, and I get assholes assaulting me again! What the hell have you done? If my wife had been here I would have been dead! Moral: I hope you got pets, I will skin them alive in front of your face!

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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