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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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