- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Andoni was here

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

a man checks his mypsace

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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