A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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