Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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a man checks his mypsace

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Anti Joke

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