- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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