What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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13 =B you just learned something

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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