Take part of what?

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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HELLO EVERYONE

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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