What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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