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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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