Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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ever tried african food? they neither

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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