Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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