What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Jesus Christ

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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