- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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