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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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