The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Anti Joke

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