- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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