- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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