- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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