- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

The chickens have become self-aware!

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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