- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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