- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

a man checks his mypsace

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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