what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Women's professional sports

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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