- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

A Jew walks into Macy's

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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