What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

how much fish could a chicken

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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