A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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9/11 my birthday

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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