- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Julian Ha.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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