- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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