- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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