- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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