Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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