why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Sarah Palin.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Click here for free sandwich.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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