- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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