- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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