- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Yes

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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