- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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