- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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