Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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