What's worse than this That :(

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

You idiot.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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