what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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