- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

XD Jackass.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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