Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Anti Joke

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