- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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