- Anti Joke

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

you will like this because i am black.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.