Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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pull my finger (farts)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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