a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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A man walks into a bar with an MP5 and proceeds to fire thirteen bullets into a crowd of people, several unarmed bystanders attempt to disarm the gunman but they are promptly ordered to stay back or they too would be fired on, a witness reports gunfire coming from down the street to local emergency services and they arrive quickly, organising a perimeter around the bar, county sherriffs decide it would be safest to wait for a swat team, as reports indicated the gunman may have hostages, however the gunfire appears to have ceased an noone has entered or exited the building since police arrived on scene. As SWAT arrives on scene and media helicopters circle above, a person emerges from the bar and the gunman appears behind him, he shoots and kills the hostage and then turns the gun on himself, the death toll reached sixteen including the gunman and as many as fourteen people were injured. there was no clear motive to the massacre, but a search of his appartment indicated he was tired of one-liners on typical joke sites and felt his wife's betrayal with his best friend was too much to bare and he simply snapped after losing his job in the current economic situation.

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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someone called someone else a frog

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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