What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

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What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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if you don't like this you're gay

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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Women.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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