- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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