- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

p

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??