- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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