Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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The Labour Party.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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