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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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