What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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I Have a Black Friend

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Women's rights.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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