- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

OMG I JUST FOUND THE GREATEST WEBSITE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT OMG ITS http://anti-joke.com/submit

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Communism hehe xd

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??