There was once a man who lived in a box.

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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