- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

ever tried african food? they neither

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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