- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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