Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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