- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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