I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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