- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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