XD Jackass.

Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

womens rights.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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