- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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