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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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