- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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