- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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