If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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school homewrok

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Anti Joke

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