Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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