- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

A dancer walks into a barre

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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