You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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