- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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