- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

The chickens have become self-aware!

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Cripples are lame.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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