- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Maths.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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