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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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