- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

a person who will soon die of beeties

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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