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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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