- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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