that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Turkey Balls

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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