Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Once upon a time a was born

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

An orphan falls off a cliff.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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