- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

My cat just died.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

You should read the Terms of Service.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Im taking a shit right now.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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