what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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My jeans

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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1 111111 1 1 11111111111 1 1 111111 1

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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