Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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