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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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