What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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