Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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A man did not like this site

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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