What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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