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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

roses are red poo is poo

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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