Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Jesus Christ

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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