There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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