- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

womens rights.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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