A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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