- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

Do you play piano? No

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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