- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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