- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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