person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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