what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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your face

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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