- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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