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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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