- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

God is real.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Jesus Christ

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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