- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

A young baby died.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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