Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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