Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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