- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

the economy.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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