What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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This is an anti-joke.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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