What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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