- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Your girlfriend.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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