What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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What's 1+1? 69.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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