My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Anti Joke

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