man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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