- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Sarah Palin.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Maths.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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