My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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