- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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