- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

A Chinese man fails a math test

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