- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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