- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Nobody cares maddie!

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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