- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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