We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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a man checks his mypsace

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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guess what? bannanas

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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