Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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