- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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