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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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