How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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A dog was barking at a tree

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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