- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

God is real.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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