- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What is the difference?

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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