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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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