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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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