- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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