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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

13 =B you just learned something

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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