A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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I am a mime

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Anti Joke

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