- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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