Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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