- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Once, I went to Peru.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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