- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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