How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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A dancer walks into a barre

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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