Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Do you play piano? No

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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