Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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