- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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