- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Potassium? K.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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