- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red poo is poo

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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