- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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