- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

NEVER

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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