A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Charlie Sheen

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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