so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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