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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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