Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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Your mom.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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