- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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