- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

How many light bulbs? 1

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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