Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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guess what? bannanas

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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school homewrok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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