- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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