there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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