How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

XD Jackass.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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