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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Allah walked into AK Bar

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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