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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Im taking a shit right now.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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