Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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My cat just died.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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