Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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