- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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