- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

How many light bulbs? 1

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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