- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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