What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

A terrorist robs a walrus.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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