whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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