A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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