- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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