- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

A Jew walks into Macy's

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

angelo snyder is not ga

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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