Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Im taking a shit right now.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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