Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Knock Knock.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Tall asians

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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