- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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