- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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