Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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My cat just died.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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