- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

steven hawking walks into a bar

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