- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

haha black people :D

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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