- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What's upside down? umop apisdn

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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