Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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