A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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