- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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