- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

your face

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