- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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