- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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