- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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