- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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