- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

A gay man watches football.

God is real.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

You know what's funny? Rape

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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