- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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