- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Stop driving smart cars you fags

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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