whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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knock,knock you suck

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Chris Bosh's neck

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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I'm sn otter

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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