- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Im taking a shit right now.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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