- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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