- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

every cloud has a silver lining

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

FUCK YOU

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

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