- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

Do you play piano? No

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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