- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

God is real.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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