- Anti Joke

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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