- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

school homewrok

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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