Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What do you call an amazing person Good

Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

Top 10 Signs You Might Be Lonely and in Need of a Friend 10. Your closest friend has a skull tattooed on his knuckles and goes by the nickname bruiser. 9. You are becoming a little too fond of chess and pocket protectors. 8. You parents complain that your friends are a "Pack of wild chickens"-and it's not a figure of speech. 7. You follow your mailman around in hopes of a good conversation. 6. A cop pulls you over for speeding, and you add him to your Chistmas card list. 5. Your equation for a snappy party = TV remote + bean dip. 4. You forward e-mail jokes to yourself regularly. 3. You six best friends are Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel. 2. You've named all of your roaches. 1. Phone solicitors hang up on you!

so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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