- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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