roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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