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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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