- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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