- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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