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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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