- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

I'm tired.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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