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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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