- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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