- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

How does a black guy die? Unknown

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Dumb

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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