Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Roses are red Im adopted

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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How you know when dislextic

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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