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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

9/11 my birthday

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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