- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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