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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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