- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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