What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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