Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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