- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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