Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Whats 1+1? window!

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

guess what what ...

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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