Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Chris Bosh's neck

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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