- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

can you touch your toes? no

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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