- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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