- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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