I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Yes

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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