- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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