I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Yes

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

A chicken walked into the bar...

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

a person who will soon die of beeties

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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