What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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