- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Communism hehe xd

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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