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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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