CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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knock knock who's there ?

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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