When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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