- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

America

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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