- Anti Joke

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.