Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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