Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

How many light bulbs? 1

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Obama lin Baden.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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