whats brown and sticky? Doody

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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