Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

I like that, but why am I happy?

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...