- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

My spelling is horrible

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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