If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

asians have slitted eyes lol

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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